Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, July 25th

Joke Of The Day 

A golfer hit a wicked slice off of the tee that ricocheted through the trees and into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When the golfer got to his ball, he was greeted by his unintended near-victim, who angrily told him of the near-miss.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell ‘fore,’” the slicer said.

“That’s weird,” the other guy replied. “You had plenty of time to yell ‘s**t!’”

From The Parking Lot

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Golf Terminology

Roberto Duran – Hands of Stone. Said to a player who has no touch.