A forty-something business executive and avid golfer was browsing the personal ads on the internet when he came across an interesting ad from an attractive lady living in the same town he did.
The ad read as follows…
Slim, attractive, buxom blonde, 5’6″ 125 lbs. successful in business, happy in life, no children (or desire to have them), enjoys traveling, pampering her man and the finer things in life. Seeks similar qualities in a partner for long term relationship.
GOLFERS NEED NOT APPLY.