Two old folks got married late in life. As they were laying in their honeymoon suite, staring at the ceiling, the old man said, “I haven’t been completely honest with you. I think the world of you, but you could only be number two to me. Golf is my first love. It’s my hobby, my passion, my first love.”
They both stare at the ceiling for a bit longer and then the woman said, “While we’re baring our souls, I guess I better tell you that I have been a hooker all my life.”
The man jumps out of bed, looks at her a moment, and then says, “Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?”
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