Golf Joke Of The Day: Thursday, October 11th

Joke Of The Day 

A golfer had made an awful shot and tore up a large piece of turf. He picked it up and looking about said, “What shall I do with this?”

“If I were you,” said the caddie, “I’d take it home to practice on.”

When You Know You’ve Made It

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.