Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, talking to each other and bragging about their families.
The first guy says, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”
The second guy says, “That’s nothin’. I have eleven sons. One more and I’ll have a football team.”
The third guy, the drunkest of them all, replies “You guys haven’t found true happiness. I have seventeen wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course.”
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