Four guys were enjoying a round of golf when they reached the 18th tee. The first 3 guys put their balls in the fairway while the last guy drives a brand new Titleist over the fence and into a field. He tells his friends to finish up and he will meet them in clubhouse.
A half hour goes by and finally the fourth golfer shows up in bar all beat up with bumps and cuts on his head, bleeding all over. One of his fellow golfers asked what the heck had happened?
He tells them the story.
“Over the fence, there were a bunch of cows,” he said. “I noticed one cow was moaning and carrying on like crazy, so I slowly lifted her tail and there was a ball stuck in the you-know-what.
“Gladly it wasn’t mine, but at about that time, a lady came over the fence looking for her ball. I told her to come over and I’d show her something. I raised the tail on that cow and said to her, ‘does that look like yours?’
“After that I don’t remember much.”
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