Joke Of The Day
A golfer came home from playing golf one day. His wife had left a note on the fridge.
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore!” she wrote. “Gone to stay with my mother.”
He opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.
He said to himself, “What the hell is she talking about?”
Would Have Been Cool
A Christmas Present – a ball that lands under a tree.