Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, July 30th

Joke Of The Day 

An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens watched a solitary golfer in amazement. The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the rough onto the fairway, sliced the next shot into the bushes. Then, the golfer took a putter to poke it out onto the fairway again.

Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing some sort of weird game, and they continued to observe the golfer.

The golfer then skulled a shot into a bunker by the green. He took several shots to get out of the bunker and finally onto the green.

He putted several times until he finally got into the hole.

At that point, the other alien told his partner, “Wow, now he’s in serious trouble!”

Gotta Be Some Kind of Penalty

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Golf Terminology

Slap – A bad player.

“Nick shot he shot 85 yesterday?” “No way. That Slap can’t break 100.”