Golf Joke Of The Day: Tuesday, March 5th

Joke Of The Day 

Two longtime golf enthusiasts were discussing their scores over a beer in the clubhouse.

“I can’t understand it”, one said disgustingly. “I’ve been playing this darn game for fifteen years now and I get worse and worse every year. Do you know last year I played worse than the year before, and the year before that, the same thing?”

“That’s depressing” commiserated the other, “How are you doing this year?”

“Put it this way”, said the first unhappily, “I’m already playing next year’s game!”

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Golf Terminology

Knee-knocker – A nervous reaction when a golfer has a short putt (3 to 4 feet) remaining for the next putt.