On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Rory stood on the first tee at Elmbridge Golf Club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding dress came running up to him, crying.
She slaps him in the face, turns and runs away.
Rory turns to his golfing friend and says calmly, “I don’t know what her problem is. I distinctly told her, ‘only if it rained.'”
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