Joke Of The Day
A bum asked a man on the street for $5.
“Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replied, “No.”
“Will you gamble it away?”
Once again, the bum replied, “No.”
“Will you make bets at the golf course?”
Once again, the bum replied “No, I don’t play golf.”
Then the man says, “Tell you what, I’ll give you the $5 if you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf.”
Quite The Pre-Shot Routine
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
