Golfstradamaus: The Masters

While the Masters may be the most difficult tournament to win, it’s arguably the easiest one all year to handicap. Granted, for Golfstradamaus, every tournament is a cakewalk. This week’s picks all but come with a money-back guarantee.

Now, how can I say that the Masters is the easiest tournament to handicap? Well, that’s simple. First of all, it’s a small field. Anything less than 100 players ought to be easy money if there are even a few of the world’s top players in the field. The Masters has all of them.

Second, no one older than 46 has ever won the Masters. Jack Nicklaus set the record with his win in 1986 and no one has really come that close since. This year, there are 12 players over the age of 50 in a field of 97. If you eliminate the 50-somethings from contention, you’re left with 85 players to handicap.


The next cut-down are the amateurs. Since no amateur has ever won the Masters, you can eliminate Oliver Goss, Garrick Porteous, Matthew Fitzpatrick, Michael McCoy, Chang-woo Lee and Jordan Niebrugge from contention this year. That now leaves 79 players who can win the Masters.

OK, how about Masters rookies? Sure, there are some really, really good players making their first trip to Augusta this spring, but only once since 1936 has a player donned the green jacket in their first attempt (Fuzzy Zoeller in 1979). That means it’s (likely) wait til next year for guys like Patrick Reed, Jimmy Walker, Jordan Spieth, Derek Ernst and Billy Horschel. If you believe the trend, you can eliminate the 24 first-time invitees and leave yourself with a scant 56 players to handicap.


Digging a little deeper, since 1991, only three players have won multiple Masters. Those guys are Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods and Jose Maria Olazabal. So with that, you can eliminate guys like Trevor Immelman, Bubba Watson, Adam Scott, Charl Schwartzel, Mike Weir and Vijay Singh. After this cut down, you’re left with 49 names.

After that, there’s plenty you can look into on the numbers side to make your picks. This week, I’ve gone against the trends and history (a little bit) to bring you my mortal locks for the Masters. Before I get to the pick, here are the odds:

The Masters
Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, GA.
April 10-13, 2014

ODDS to Win:
Phil Mickelson 12/1
Rory McIlroy 10/1
Adam Scott 10/1
Justin Rose 25/1
Brandt Snedeker 25/1
Jason Day 12/1
Lee Westwood 40/1
Charl Schwartzel 40/1
Dustin Johnson 20/1
Henrik Stenson 25/1
Matt Kuchar 12/1
Jason Dufner 30/1
Luke Donald 50/1
Bubba Watson 20/1
Keegan Bradley 30/1
Louis Oosthuizen 60/1
Hunter Mahan 40/1
Sergio Garcia 25/1
Graeme McDowell 50/1
Steve Stricker 80/1
Ian Poulter 50/1
Rickie Fowler 50/1
Angel Cabrera 40/1
Webb Simpson 80/1
Nick Watney 125/1
Bill Haas 80/1
Zach Johnson 25/1
Thorbjorn Olesen 125/1
Jim Furyk 80/1
Hideki Matsuyama 80/1
Jordan Spieth 30/1
Martin Kaymer 150/1
Ryan Moore 60/1
Billy Horschel 125/1
Peter Hanson 125/1
Jonas Blixt 250/1
Fred Couples 100/1
Matteo Manassero 200/1
Francesco Molinari 125/1
Russell Henley 150/1
Branden Grace 200/1
Boo Weekley 300/1
Miguel Angel Jimenez 200/1
Graham DeLaet 50/1
Tim Clark 150/1
Marc Leishman 125/1
Jimmy Walker 50/1
Kevin Streelman 250/1
Gary Woodland 60/1
John Huh 300/1
Stewart Cink 200/1
Vijay Singh 200/1
Gonzalo Fernandez-Castano 200/1
Thomas Bjorn 200/1
Y.E. Yang 300/1
Trevor Immelman 150/1
Sang-Moon Bae 250/1
Jamie Donaldson 125/1
Ken Duke 500/1
Lucas Glover 200/1
Darren Clarke 500/1
Mike Weir 1000/1
Jordan Niebrugge 1000/1
Derek Ernst 1000/1
Bernhard Langer 300/1
Jose Maria Olazabal 1000/1
Garrick Porteous 2000/1
Tom Watson 1000/1
Field (all others) 15/1

My first pick this week in Augusta is Matt Kuchar. It’s really hard to ignore Kuchar this week in Augusta as he comes off yet another stellar performance. He’s as consistent as anyone on tour and has fared well in the Masters before. In 1998, he was the low amateur and in 2012, he finished T-3. If not for a couple lackluster Sunday rounds, Kuchar might have multiple wins this year. At 12/1, the secret is out but he’s still worth a big bet this week in Augusta. 


Saying things like, “You’d be an absolute fool not to take blah blah” in the past have come back to bite me in the rear (*cough* Bubba Watson’s allergies *cough*). But this week, I think you have to think that way about Jason Day. The Australian is only 26 years old but he has already collected three runner-up finishes in majors, including at Augusta. In three career starts in the Masters, Day has two top-three finishes and a withdrawal. Day is only getting 12/1 this week, but that’s still a solid return on investment for a guy who gets around Augusta as well as he does. 

While it goes against the trend, I’m going to tell you to take a look at Fred Couples this week. Sure, he’s part of the over-50 club and hasn’t won on the PGA Tour since the Shell Houston Open in 2003, but “Boom Boom” always plays well at Augusta. Having seen Tom Watson, north of 60 years old, have a putt to win the Open Championship outright, I’m convinced that someday soon a 50-something will shock us all. He’s going off at 100/1, so you don’t want to be left out if Couples bucks the trend this week. 


The latest fad on tour has been first-time winners. Since Tiger’s last major victory at the 2008 U.S. Open, there have been 22 major championships contended and only Phil Mickelson (2010 Masters, 2013 Open Championship), Padraig Harrington (2008 Open Championship & PGA Championship), and Rory McIlroy (2011 U.S. Open, 2012 PGA) have won multiple majors. We’ve also seen the emergence of guys who are now bona fide stars on the tour, like Keegan Bradley (2011 PGA), Jason Dufner (2013 PGA), Bubba Watson (2012 Masters), Graeme McDowell (2010 U.S. Open) and Webb Simpson (2012 U.S. Open) as major champions, and at least two players to formerly wear the crown “best yet to win a major” (Adam Scott, 2013 Masters; Justin Rose, 2013 U.S. Open) shed the title. This has to continue in Augusta, right?

With that streak in mind, I’m going to take Patrick Reed. Yes, I know I said Masters rookies don’t win but eventually someone is going to rewrite history. Most Masters rookies don’t come into their first start with three career PGA Tour wins like Reed. A self-proclaimed “top-five player,” Reed also hails from Augusta. He certainly can back up the talk. And if he does this week you’ll be glad you took the action on him.


The final name I have for you is Adam Scott. I know, I know. I’m going against history here, too, but no returning Masters champ (Tiger Woods in 2002 notwithstanding) has been as hot as Scott since Nick Faldo came back to Augusta and defended his title in 1990. Scott is obviously one of the favorites but that doesn’t mean a low return should scare you away. Few players get around Augusta better than this Aussie does. And the Masters has a habit of producing multiple champions who never win one of the other three majors. Scott could be one of those guys, and at 10/1, you can almost feel safe (though I’d seriously advise against it) putting an entire mortgage payment on it. 

There you have it, kids: Your can’t-miss, don’t-second-guess, winner-winner-chicken-dinner picks for the Masters. Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

From Augusta with Love,

– Golfstradamaus

Photo Gallery: Augusta National Turns 81


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