Golf Joke Of The Day: Sunday, December 16th
Joke Of The Day Lady Luck was seldom kind to Sam. Although Sam had a real zest for life he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker, but poker did not love him. He …
Joke Of The Day Lady Luck was seldom kind to Sam. Although Sam had a real zest for life he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker, but poker did not love him. He …
As the end of the calendar nears, some of the most entertaining, albeit unofficial events of the golf season take place. Last week, we saw Tour pros pair up on two-man teams to play a scramble, …
Joke Of The Day Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they had ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to …
The early December wind rattles the branches of a crabapple tree against the single-pane pro shop windows. Inside, a Groupon member checks out some Tabasco Chiliwear golf shirts folded next to a life-size Arron Oberholser cardboard …
Joke Of The Day Two men, a priest and an atheist were playing golf. On the green of the first hole, the atheist lined up for a short two-foot putt, tapped the ball and watched as the ball slipped …
The Fort Worth (Texas) Police Department is using a new-age way of attempting to catch a thief — going viral — by invoking a nostalgic television show — The Dukes of Hazzard — to drum up …
On the surface, Patrick Reed’s journey from serial Monday qualifier on the PGA Tour to Masters champion sounds like it should be one of professional golf’s greatest stories, but his tumultuous past has followed him through college …
Joke Of The Day Earl addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing. Somehow, however, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. …
Joke Of The Day John and Bob were two of the most bitter rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. …
Joke Of The Day Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his regular golf buddies. His buddies ask him if his new friend can play golf and Dick replies, “He’s very good” The …
Part of what makes the Ryder Cup so great is that it’s only played every other year. While the appetite is clearly there for the action on a yearly basis, its biennial nature allows for anticipation …
In professional golf, there is nothing more nerve-wracking or pressure-packed than Q-School. Careers and livelihoods are in the balance over three stages, all for the chance to earn a handful of starts on the Web.com Tour. …
Joke Of The Day At dawn, the telephone rings. “Hello, Señor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I …
Madalitso Muthiya isn’t a household name in golf circles, but he made some headlines on Saturday at the South African Open for the wrong reasons. Outdueling a leaderboard full of the best players the host nation …
Joke Of The Day A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means the average golfer gets about …
Steve Stricker is known for being deadly accurate inside of 100 yards. He was able to revamp his wedge game, which led to a career resurgence on Tour in the mid-to-late 2000s and made him one …
Joke Of The Day Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his bag …
Masters champion Charl Schwartzel exemplified a perfect example of strategy and placement, which led to an eagle during the second round of the South African Open. Viewers are usually treated to eagles that come from smash and gouge …
Joke Of The Day Don, a 70-something golfer, went to a new golf shop in the big city. After looking around for some time, Don finally selected the new clubs he wanted. Walking to the checkout …
Joke Of The Day George was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a 12-inch putt, his partner asked him what his problem was. “It’s the wife,” George said. “As you …