Joke Of The Day John and Bob were bitter rivals. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green …
Joke Of The Day One summer day, a golfer decided to go to his favorite course on the spur of the moment. His wife, who knew nothing about golf, wanted to go with him to get …
Joke Of The Day John’s buddies were going to be out of town for the weekend, so he decided to go down to the golf course and see if any group might need a fourth member. …
Joke Of The Day James addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing, but something went wrong, and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He …
Joke Of The Day A guy walks into his club pro shop after a disappointing round and says to the pro, “I think I need a new set of irons. I’ve tried everything to no avail.” …
Joke Of The Day A golfer who was known for his bad temper walked into the pro shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a new set of woods. The staff all watched to …
Joke Of The Day A business executive had retired and was discussing the joys of his new leisure time. During the conversation, he remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he …
“What’s the most important stat in golf?” As a golf statistician, I’m asked this question more than almost any other. To answer it, I explain that there isn’t one – and if there were, I’d have …
CHICAGO (AP) — A former Georgia warehouse worker for the Augusta National Golf Club was sentenced to one year in prison Wednesday for transporting millions of dollars’ worth of stolen Masters tournament memorabilia, including one of …
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — The Players Championship has four decades of history at TPC Sawgrass suggesting it doesn’t favor a particular style of golf — power player or pea shooter, great short game or …
When the days start to get longer and temperatures begin to warm, it means that golf season is right around the corner. To gear up for another year of hitting the links, publisher 2K and developer …
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Being in contention had always put Thomas Detry on fast-forward. His heart raced and his mind looked ahead instead of focusing on the moment. Knowing what was at stake, the Belgian took …
Joke Of The Day A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor …
25 More Golf Truisms That Are 100% Accurate The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes. Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. Confidence evaporates in the presence of fairway water. It takes considerable pressure …
Joke Of The Day Michael was an avid golfer with such an arrogant attitude that few people shed a tear when he passed away. Michael approached the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter was waiting for him. …
Joke Of The Day Golf is a game of math. This formula will help your game: D = n x P². This formula illustrates the odds of hitting a duffed shot increase by the square of …
Joke Of The Day James was playing a round of golf with the club pro one day and after 18 holes they went into the clubhouse. James asked the pro, “What do you think of my …
Joke Of The Day Bob was trying desperately to get in 18 on a soon-to-be stormy day. He was playing the round of his life, but as the weather grew worse, his swing on the 15th …
Joke Of The Day His wife was a new and nervous player, but Jim persuaded her to play against a new customer of his and his wife. “After all,” he explained, “it will be a two-ball …
Joke Of The Day One golfer asked his friend, “Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?” His friend replied, “It’s laundry day, I had to toss a coin between doing the laundry …
