Joke Of The Day Every time Peter — the guy next door — headed toward Paul’s house, Paul knew he was coming to borrow something. Peter was always borrowing stuff and it was driving Paul mad. “Peter won’t get away …
Joke Of The Day Golf balls are like eggs. They’re both white, they’re both sold by the dozen, and a week later, you have to buy some more. (Submitted by reader Kevin P.) Backyard Golf …
Joke Of The Day There was a guy so addicted to golf that all he did was go out on the links every single day. He had ambitions of making it to the Tour, so he took …
Joke Of The Day A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home from golf again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. You love golf more than me. …
Joke Of The Day A couple was playing golf one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive …
Joke Of The Day Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit far too many fat shots. Finally, he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move …
Joke Of The Day A rich old man goes for his regular round of golf with his friends, but this time he brings along a gorgeous young lady. “Guys, meet my new fiancée,” he says, full …
Joke Of The Day An 80-year-old man moved to a new city and joined a new country club. When he first showed up at the club, a lot of its members looked at him eagerly: an …
Joke Of The Day John and Bill, two friends of equal ability, decide to play a round of golf together and “play it as it lies” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the the first …
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — The Phoenix Open’s famously booze-soaked 16th hole is one of the unique spectacles in golf, where the normally gentile sport lets loose with stadium-style seating, deafening music and an enthusiastic announcer introducing players in …
Joke Of The Day An elderly couple was talking about golf. “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife, Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see …
Joke Of The Day Two couples play golf together regularly at their club. On the sixth hole — a par-4 — the second shot into the green calls for an 80-yard carry over water. One of the …
Joke Of The Day Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: …
Joke Of The Day Four guys were enjoying a round of golf when they reached the 18th tee. The first three guys put their balls in the fairway while the last guy drove a brand new …
Joke Of The Day Two men walk up to a relatively long par 3. The golfer tells his caddy, “Looks like a 4-wood and a putter.” The caddy hands him the 4-wood, and he tops it …
Joke Of The Day Mark and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Mark says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering…have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh, Mark, why would you ask such a question now? …
Joke Of The Day It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee …
Joke Of The Day A guy was on the golf trip of a lifetime in Scotland. He was playing the best courses in the world, but he couldn’t make a putt over three feet. After another …
Joke Of The Day Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me—the usual signs. Phone …
Joke Of The Day Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for years. Two days before the group is to leave for St. Andrews, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him …
