Joke Of The Day An elderly couple was talking about golf. “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife, Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see …
Joke Of The Day Two couples play golf together regularly at their club. On the sixth hole — a par-4 — the second shot into the green calls for an 80-yard carry over water. One of the …
Joke Of The Day Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: …
Joke Of The Day Four guys were enjoying a round of golf when they reached the 18th tee. The first three guys put their balls in the fairway while the last guy drove a brand new …
Joke Of The Day Two men walk up to a relatively long par 3. The golfer tells his caddy, “Looks like a 4-wood and a putter.” The caddy hands him the 4-wood, and he tops it …
Joke Of The Day Mark and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Mark says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering…have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh, Mark, why would you ask such a question now? …
Joke Of The Day It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee …
Joke Of The Day A guy was on the golf trip of a lifetime in Scotland. He was playing the best courses in the world, but he couldn’t make a putt over three feet. After another …
Joke Of The Day Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me—the usual signs. Phone …
Joke Of The Day Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for years. Two days before the group is to leave for St. Andrews, Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him …
Joke Of The Day There’s a course with a parking lot off the first fairway. The access road to the pro shop separates the fairway from the lot. One day, a ball comes flying off the …
Joke Of The Day After a terrible round of golf when nothing seemed to go right, Ed took his troubles to the 19th hole for a few drinks. The bartender noticed his despondency and asked him …
Joke Of The Day Tom and Bill were playing in the spring club championship. On a par 3, Bill hit first. He hit a 9-iron thin. The ball screamed down the fairway, skipped off the cart …
Joke Of The Day Marvin was a 14-handicapper. One day he walked up to his club pro — a scratch golfer — and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on …
Joke Of The Day A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to, of all people, a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at …
KAPALUA, Hawaii (AP) — Hideki Matsuyama opened the new season with a record performance, though it was hard to tell from his emotions. He was a machine at The Sentry, with 35 holes at birdie or …
Joke Of The Day John was getting his annual physical. His doctor asked him about his physical activity level and John described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles …
Joke Of The Day John and Bob were bitter golf rivals. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the …
Joke Of The Day The club pro was rude. When he beat you on the golf course, he not only took your money, he then told you everything you did wrong and suggested that you would …
Joke Of The Day Lady Luck wasn’t kind to Sam. Although he had a real zest for life, he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker, but poker did not love him. He played the …
