Golf Joke Of The Day – January 3, 2025
Joke Of The Day Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m …
Joke Of The Day Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m …
Two of the best players each from LIV Golf versus the PGA Tour in a televised match might remind golf fans what they’re missing outside of the four majors. Rory McIlroy believes it shows they’re at …
Brooks Koepka feels like he could be stepping into another Ryder Cup environment, match play with bragging rights at stake, even if it’s only two-man teams competing in one match instead of 12-man teams in 28 …
The GOLFZON Tour is revolutionizing golf with a dynamic indoor simulator competition that pits teams from across North America, Europe, and beyond against one another. Combining cutting-edge technology and intense competition, this tournament offers players a …
Tiger Woods dropped a big financial number related to the Ryder Cup that is sure to make headlines, particularly in Europe. “I hope they would get $5 million each and donate it all to charity, different …
Joke Of The Day An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
Joke Of The Day An older gentleman was a single and he got paired up with three younger, attractive women. He was pleased about his good fortune, but kept to himself for much of the round. …
Joke Of The Day Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies …
Joke Of The Day Tom called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golf partner.” “Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty …
Joke Of The Day After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband …
Joke Of The Day There were several men in the locker room of a private club after a round of golf. A cell phone that had been sitting on one of the benches rang. A nearby …
Joke Of The Day A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said. …
Joke Of The Day A duffer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, he was greeted …
Joke Of The Day An older gentleman was a single and he got paired up with three younger, attractive women. He was pleased about his good fortune, but kept to himself for much of the round. …
Joke Of The Day Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies …
Joke Of The Day A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 125, his worst score ever. He turned to his caddie and said, “You must be the worst caddie in …
Joke Of The Day After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband …
Joke Of The Day A man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon. “It’s too small to be a ship,” he thinks to himself. …
Joke Of The Day A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said. …