Joke Of The Day “I’ve just killed my wife,” cried the golfer. “I didn’t see her. She was behind me, you see, and I started my backswing and clipped her right between the eyes. She must …
Joke Of The Day A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out …
Joke Of The Day After standing for a while on the tee, he asked the boy standing beside him, “Are you my caddie for today?” “Yes,” answered the boy. “Are you good at finding lost balls?” …
Joke Of The Day A Marine drill sergeant fancied a round of golf one day and headed out to his favorite links. Waiting on the first tee, he noticed an Air Force commander, also waiting on …
Joke Of The Day Sal was playing his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second hole. On the third hole, he had …
Joke Of The Day Sid and Barney headed out for a quick round of golf. Short on time, they decided to play only nine holes. Sid said to Barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth …
Joke Of The Day Playing golf with his buddies, a golfer had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, “I have a dollar bill that says I can make this …
Joke Of The Day As he was walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the bettors loved to hate, saw a young man on the local links. Fred stopped for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day Paddy and Mick were returning to their native land to play in the All Eire Champions Golf Tournament. Halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of their plane came over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is …
Joke Of The Day Bob was playing with his regular Wednesday foursome and having a terrible round. At the 17th tee, having already lost the match decidedly, he turned to his playing partners. “I think I’ve …
Joke Of The Day Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, “What’s your handicap?” “Oh, I’m …
Two of the best players each from LIV Golf versus the PGA Tour in a televised match might remind golf fans what they’re missing outside of the four majors. Rory McIlroy believes it shows they’re at …
Brooks Koepka feels like he could be stepping into another Ryder Cup environment, match play with bragging rights at stake, even if it’s only two-man teams competing in one match instead of 12-man teams in 28 …
The GOLFZON Tour is revolutionizing golf with a dynamic indoor simulator competition that pits teams from across North America, Europe, and beyond against one another. Combining cutting-edge technology and intense competition, this tournament offers players a …
Tiger Woods dropped a big financial number related to the Ryder Cup that is sure to make headlines, particularly in Europe. “I hope they would get $5 million each and donate it all to charity, different …
Joke Of The Day An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
Joke Of The Day An older gentleman was a single and he got paired up with three younger, attractive women. He was pleased about his good fortune, but kept to himself for much of the round. …
Joke Of The Day Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies …
Joke Of The Day Tom called his friend in tears. “I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golf partner.” “Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty …
