Golf Joke Of The Day: Friday, March 31st
The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they ran into a …
The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they ran into a …
Phil Mickelson may not be present in the courtroom, but he seems to be a popular subject in the ongoing insider trading trial of professional gambler Billy Walters. So much so, that on Thursday we …
We’ve all been there: riding passenger in a cart when the driver guns it, makes an unexpected turn or stops short of where you’re expecting to go. What happens next is instinctual. Your body almost …
An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Scotsman were playing golf on a links course when they spotted a stunning mermaid on the shore. They all dropped their clubs and ran down for a closer look. …
Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked women runs across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand are …
Alligators are an all too familiar sight on Florida golf courses. While the general rule of thumb is to stay away, some folks just can’t help themselves from getting up close and personal to the dinosaur-like creatures. …
If there is one issue on the PGA Tour that grinds everybody’s gears, it’s slow play. There’s no reason for the best players in the world to ever have to play six-hour rounds and be …
An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens watched a solitary golfer in amazement. The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of …
A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. “Please dear, I need help.” she said. The husband ran off saying, “I’ll go get some help.” A …
We may not know where, or even if, Tony Romo will be playing football next year, but one thing we know for sure is that he’ll be taking his +3 handicap back to the golf …
Jordan Spieth has made quite a name for himself in his short career. Nine PGA Tour wins including two majors and ascending to world number one by the time you’re 23 will do that. However, you …
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. It’s science. That very same principle applies to golf and the technical term for it is “cutting the corner.” Whether it’s a dogleg left or right, …
In a world where technology reigns supreme, some companies in the golf industry seem to be using it to their advantage. High-tech facilities providing non-traditional golf experiences which include top-shelf bars, lounges, and yes, even …
A great-grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Saturday had been no exception. He was out early and played his 18 holes. Directly after golf, he attended his great-grandson’s wedding. During …
Two Scots, Rabby and Angus, are playing golf and come upon a water hole. Rabby tees up and hits it into the middle of the pond. He reaches into his bag to find that he …
The Masters just got a little more interesting thanks to a golfing legend. Since 2012, the original Big Three consisting of the late Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Gary Player have had the honor of hitting …
If golf had a go-to guy for talking about hitting the golf ball a long way, it would be John Daly. Long John revolutionized the game when burst onto the scene in the early 1990s, and …
Two days after his withdrawal from the WGC-Dell Match Play and the subsequent heart-wrenching press conference, good news came out of World No. 3 Jason Day’s camp late on Friday. Day’s mother, Dening, had successful surgery …
Four married guys went golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place. “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out and golf this weekend. I had …
How much money do you play for in your weekly game? Whatever it is, we promise you it’s not nearly as much as what Michael Jordan puts on the line. His Airness was a topic …