Golf Joke Of The Day: Monday, December 10th
Joke Of The Day At dawn, the telephone rings. “Hello, Señor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I …
Joke Of The Day At dawn, the telephone rings. “Hello, Señor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I …
Joke Of The Day Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his …
Joke Of The Day His wife was a new and nervous player, but Jim persuaded her to play against a new customer of his and his wife. “After all,” he explained, “it will be a two-ball …
Joke Of The Day As he was walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the bettors loved to hate, saw a young man on the local links. Fred stopped for a moment to watch …
The fact that getting out in the fresh air and playing golf — especially when walking, although golf in carts has health benefits as well — is good for you is nothing new. In fact, the …
Sedona Golf Resort Sedona, Az. One of the most beautiful places on earth and an incredible spot for a memorable golf getaway. A PHOTOGENIC MUST-SEE COURSE Less than two hours north of Phoenix, the Sedona Golf …
Joke Of The Day There was a guy so addicted to golf that all he did is go out on the links every single day. He had ambitions of making it to the pros, so he …
Tiburon Golf Club at Ritz-Carlton-Naples What do you get when you combine picture-perfect weather, a prime location, a first-class resort, and 36 Greg Norman-designed championship golf holes? You get the Ritz-Carlton Golf Resort in Naples, Fla., …
The World Golf Hall of Fame announced its induction class of 2019 on Wednesday, welcoming Retief Goosen, Peggy Kirk Bell, Billy Payne, Dennis Walters and Jan Stephenson to its hallowed halls. “The 2019 induction class is one …
Joke Of The Day Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s …
Joke Of The Day “How did you guys play today?” the bartender asks. “Pretty well,” the first gentleman replies. “Three riders for me.” “I had five riders,” says the second. “That’s my best this year.” The …
Joke Of The Day Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.” Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!” Hawk smiled …
Pine Needles Lodge & Golf Club and Mid Pines Inn & Golf Club Just a short walk from historic downtown Southern Pines and a few miles from Pinehurst you will find the Pine Needles Lodge and …
Nakoma Golf Resort While the Nakoma Golf Resort might not be one of the first places that comes to mind when pondering a golf trip, perhaps it should be. Located just an hour from Lake Tahoe …
Griffin Gate Golf Resort Just a few minutes from downtown Lexington but designed to provide a distinct feeling of seclusion and relaxation, the Griffin Gate Marriott Resort & Spa offer all the amenities and services you …
Garland Lodge and Golf Resort A longtime player in the Northern Michigan golf scene, the 3,000+ acre Garland Lodge and Golf Resort is making waves once again following a multi-million-dollar renovation project that has the resort …
Firekeeper Golf Course at Prairie Band Casino & Resort With a world-class casino, multiple delicious restaurants, great shows, and the Notah Begay-designed championship Firekeeper Golf Course, the Prairie Band Casino & Resort in Mayetta, Kan., keeps …
Joke Of The Day A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes. “The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.” “OK,” the guy says. …
Dancing Rabbit Golf Club If you and your golfing buddies are looking for a destination that truly has it all – championship golf, deluxe accommodations, entertainment & gaming, fine dining – then consider checking out Dancing …