A nun was sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it,” the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” the Mother Superior …
Golf is a social sport, and we think it’s fun to share golf experiences; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Partnering with our friends at gottaGolf (The Ball Tracer & Social Golf App), SxS …
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.” Just then, a stranger walks up …
By Paul Kruger, PGA Professional The Canyon Club, Albuquerque New Mexico Spring thaws and rains may soon be coming to your neck of the woods. Those conditions might dampen your spirits, so here’s a True/False …
An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Scotsman were playing golf on a links course when they spotted a stunning mermaid on the shore. They all dropped their clubs and ran down for a closer look. …
John, a golfer who couldn’t get enough of the game, opted to head to the course on a gorgeous Sunday morning instead of going to church. Having played a few lackluster holes and with a …
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, …
Mary waited patiently while her husband, Tom, played a round of golf on their 18th wedding anniversary. After he finished, the happy couple went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. The wine and conversation …
Did you ever notice the number of active and retired professional athletes that play golf? It’s a pretty high number. But here’s one for you: Have you ever heard of a golfer delving into another …
A man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon. “It’s too small to be a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the speck …
Tiger Woods still moves the needle in golf. Despite his lengthy layoff, the ratings from last weekend’s Farmers Insurance Open prove that his involvement in professional golf attracts more eyeballs than anyone else in the …
Bill and his wife Sally died and went to Heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel who was to show them the place. “Right over here, we have our very own …
The Super Bowl brings out the best in the world’s top marketing firms. For the low, low price of $5 million, brands have bought the rights to 30 seconds of real estate during the big …
Golf is a social sport, and we think it’s fun to share golf experiences; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Partnering with our friends at gottaGolf (The Ball Tracer & Social Golf App), SxS …
The worst (and wealthiest) member of Augusta approached Ben Crenshaw after the Masters Tournament. He challenged him to a match – double or nothing the prize money he had just one. Crenshaw was hesitant, but …
Tom had rejected the idea of dieting, health spas and swimming, but when his doctor advised golf, the overweight patient thought it might be worth trying. After a few weeks, however, Tom was back at …
Two guys approached the first tee. The first guy sticks his hand into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball?” as he draws …
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held …
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, “What’s with these guys? We’ve been waiting for 15 minutes!” The pastor says, “Hey, here comes the …
A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. “Jack, you are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course,” the journalist said. “What is your secret?” Jack …
